Mostly if it looks like spam, and smells like spam, it is spam, and we delete it. (I’d say tastes but I’m vegan, so I’ll leave that to 42.) Sometimes, however, spam is funny, or absurd, or in some other way good for laughing about.
For this reason, spamish posts will be moved to this thread, for your concentrated viewing pleasure. The less-stellar spam will be deleted over time, until only the most gelatinous, and um… meaty? spam remains. (Really guys, I have no idea what SPAM is meant to be like, and I’m okay keeping it that way.)