Perilon - 11 July 2010 05:44 PM

Made up entirely of sound effects from actual Axe Cop strips!

Spear impale foomp lop chop bachow
Rustle quack chuck scoop chormp eat kpow
Shoonk shink pok jab shpt phbt
Hitch thud sock fizzle phbbbt
Twirl shiv rumble plop stab chalk chpow

I declare this the winner.

I second that!

3 more, courtesy of my girlfriend:

There once was a cop with a moustache
Who worked with a sizeable goon cache;
From a unicorn baby
To the even more zany
They slaughter the bad guys with panache!

If the cut of your jib is for jabbing,
Then no fun with Axe Cop you’ll be having.
He can tell by your kick
If you’re cool and you’re slick
Or if men in the back you like stabbing.

Though his rugged good looks are disarming,
And his friends are all equally charming,
If he knows you’ve been bad
You can count yourself had,
For his skill with an axe is alarming!

This thread is so amazing.  I have no idea how they’ll manage to pick just one!

There once was a cop with a mission
To axe bad guys into submission
For a team, he held try-outs
All jabbers sent to time-out
Because only the best were commissioned

From robots, ninjas, and books
All bad guys were given a look
And swift justice by axe was given
His reputation grew
By Wexter they flew
Throughout the land, all evil was driven

Nary a villian nor zombie
Noone dared disarm thee
This man,
This axe cop,
This vision.

Correct me if I am wrong, but those are three stanzas of one poem, and not three separate works, no? (I are not an English major!)

Whatever it is, I love it!

yes- three stanzas, one poem. And thanks!!!

You see, this cop found an Ax
And now Bad Guys he attacks
Ax to the neck
Quick disconnect
Vicarious justice he exacts

Wow, they read one of my limericks. That was awesome. Congrats to Perilon, you lucky dead person you!

Winner winner chicken dinner!

http://axecop.com/index.php/acblog/read/pchow/

OMG SOME ONE BETTER ANSWER THAT PHONE! it could be important!